Stuff that's happening in the sea and on the land

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First of all, the title has nothing to do with the post other than the stuff bit. I just thought you'd like to know.

The beeswax: Lombro and I are getting down on some serious Flash stuff and will be posting it up when we get around to it.

It has come to my attention that we haven't had any very humorous postings lately so I will do one now.

Think of a grapefruit. It has a very tough skin and lovely juicy innards. Why don't we eat the skin? It's because the skins are actually billions of very tiny membranes that, when eaten, call you up on the phone and say "You're a git!" and ring off. But some people brave the dreaded grapefruit skin and think, "Surely I can ring them back and say "HAHA YOU SMELL!" and ring off." But when they tried this, it was all they could do not to run around in circles shouting "LEEKO, LEEKO, LEEKO, can't... stop... doing... the... can-can... must... resist..." Eventually the problem got worse and they could not stop doing the can-can. This caused a large public disturbance and so they were sent off into space to the Planet Of the Can-Caning Grapes and so they seemed to have gone.

Not long after that, a ship was seen on the Atlantic ocean that appeared like magic. The poeple were thinking "What on earth is going on?" What was going on was that the grapefruits were rebelling. Shouting things like "Why shouldn't we be eaten. We like calling people up and saying "You're a git!" and ringing off!"

And so the battle raged until one day, the grapefruits stopped. They had realized something. They didn't have any telephones and so therefore were unable to ring anyone up and say "You're a git!" and ring off in the first place. How, I hear you ask, could this be? There are many parts of science that have not been fully discovered by man. I aim to find out more.

This was a post about fruit.